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I Must Be ‘Really Stupid’ Because Rudy Is F*cked

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There are many mysteries in American life, but few more puzzling than Rudy Giuliani.

“America’s mayor” has been under federal investigation since roughly the Pliocene, though in August he did promise us that “I committed no crime,” and then the polymath added: “If you think I did commit a crime, you’re probably really stupid because you don’t know who I am.”

Case closed!

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